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Difference Between Nerds and Geeks

February 23, 2010 1 comment

To the uninitiated is should be known that there is a difference between Nerd and Geek. In fact, the difference is such a large divide that to mistake one for the other is a travesty. Indeed, if you were to call a Geek nerdy, why, you may just get a beat down! (note: a “geek beat down” usually consists of slanderous words hurled from a distance and copious amounts of pizza arriving at your house for which you did not call)

Lets start off with Nerd. The typical nerd is comprised from 1 part anti-sociality, 1 part geek ( will get back to this in a moment) and 2 parts intelligence. In other words, a Nerd is someone who is anti-social/socially awkward, but intelligent. These are the kids who get straight A’s in class, but never talk to anyone…ever. Also, people who prefer the company of their own drawings/writing to human interaction could fall into this category. Basically these are those who choose to isolate themselves from society, but have strong, intelligent hobbies.

A Geek is something similar, but with one distinct difference: they don’t isolate themselves. Sure, they have activities like Dungeons and Dragons and World of Warcraft that keep themselves occupied, but they are not doing these things as escapes from the real world, rather it is simply an enjoyable experience for them.

Another thing about Geeks is that they are many times the people who are most fun to be around. They have funny stories, are good conversationalists, and tend to be outgoing. The main thing that separates them from everyone else is a “geeky” pastime which most people can’t appreciate/don’t understand. Geeks also have the advantage of usually having a talent associated with their hobbies. Computer/drama/band geeks would be prime examples. Nerds on the other hand, do not have these qualities.

Now I want to get back to something I mentioned earlier. The fact is Nerds can have geeky (notice the lower-case “g”) qualities about them. They can be good at computers, or an instrument. The thing is, they don’t like to be around others, and they can’t usually operate well in groups. That’s what it really comes down to.

Now you understand the important difference between the Nerds and the Geeks. Hopefully you have come to a more complete picture of the controversy. And yes, others do have different opinions on the issue, but they are wrong.

And please, do be kind to the geeks. After all, they will be the ones controlling everything when computers are integrated with businesses and healthcare and government…oh wait…

-Trenton Stahl, Geeky and Proud

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Nerdiest Pickup Line Ever

December 15, 2009 Leave a comment

About a week ago I was confronted with a girl who called herself a nerd at heart. I asked if she played games, she said no. I asked if she played DnD, she said no. I asked if she was a cosplayer, she said no. I finally asked what she did that made her think of herself as “nerdy”, and she couldn’t answer me.

And so, I decided to come up with a way to determine if a girl is truly a nerd or not. Go up to her, and say this:

“Will you be my Gatekeeper if I’ll be your Keymaster?”

If you get a weird look, move along. But, if by some strange chance she happens to get a sparkle in her eye, you know you found a keeper. (Cooincidentally this is also the nerdiest pickup line EVER) If you want some reference, take a look at this clip:

Basically the nerdy guy and the girl are being possessed by demons, and look to seek the other out in order to have sex, which would then open the gate to…the other dimension. Hey, its a classic!

-Trenton Stahl

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