About a week ago I was confronted with a girl who called herself a nerd at heart. I asked if she played games, she said no. I asked if she played DnD, she said no. I asked if she was a cosplayer, she said no. I finally asked what she did that made her think of herself as “nerdy”, and she couldn’t answer me.
And so, I decided to come up with a way to determine if a girl is truly a nerd or not. Go up to her, and say this:
“Will you be my Gatekeeper if I’ll be your Keymaster?”
If you get a weird look, move along. But, if by some strange chance she happens to get a sparkle in her eye, you know you found a keeper. (Cooincidentally this is also the nerdiest pickup line EVER) If you want some reference, take a look at this clip:
Basically the nerdy guy and the girl are being possessed by demons, and look to seek the other out in order to have sex, which would then open the gate to…the other dimension. Hey, its a classic!
-Trenton Stahl
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Advanced Apathy 
Nerdiest Pickup Line Ever
And so, I decided to come up with a way to determine if a girl is truly a nerd or not. Go up to her, and say this:
“Will you be my Gatekeeper if I’ll be your Keymaster?”
If you get a weird look, move along. But, if by some strange chance she happens to get a sparkle in her eye, you know you found a keeper. (Cooincidentally this is also the nerdiest pickup line EVER) If you want some reference, take a look at this clip:
Basically the nerdy guy and the girl are being possessed by demons, and look to seek the other out in order to have sex, which would then open the gate to…the other dimension. Hey, its a classic!
-Trenton Stahl
This work is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.